Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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(Source: andysbernard)
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
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my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background